I wrote you this pitiful note
Because You and writing makes me better.
Just a warning before you continue;
Don’t expect anything terribly clever.
I’m glad you love me enough,
To call me a snazzy bitch.
I am also a Canadian Leprechaun,
Who likes to talk like a Brit.
I would chose you over Higgins!
For my love is unconditional…
And because, as we both know,
The lovely man is fictional.
When I walk away,
I do it to bring us closer.
I’m glad you don’t act like your cousin.
‘Cause his girl, well he kinda choked her.
You are the only person,
Whose gotten me in trouble on a bench…
You are also the only person,
Who cannot say no in French.
Your brother fell on a girl,
Now they have two kids…
I couldn’t think of anything that rhymed here,
(But let’s pretend I did.)
I know you think you have,
The body heat of a bear
This statement makes me laugh,
So hard that people stare.
"Oh look! It’s a gymnosperm specimen!"
I’m not sure why that makes you laugh
But I’ll keep saying it to make you happy,
‘cause you’re my better half.
Wow, this note was like frolicking,
Through an overgrown corn field.
Oh well, sometimes speaking in rhyme,
Is the only way I can say how I feel
And So my significant other,
I love you more than you’ll ever know,
Please stay for a little longer,
For I’d hate to see you go.